The Prudence Fine, Quality Sausage Stuffers

This pig puckle whack smack is brought to you by the Prudence Fine, Quality Sausage Stuffers! You already know sausage are some kind of splendid. But, must you really settle for the usual pork, poultry and sawdust? Here at Prudence Fine, Quality Sausage Stuffers, our intestine technology ensures that your brat will be bursting with whatever your heart desires! Buffalo? Pretty pedestrian but okay. Ostrich? Okay sure, that's fine. Just think about the possibilities, man. Alligator? Look, never mind, forget it. The Prudence Fine, Quality Sausage Stuffers! PEOPLE, WE WANT YOU TO SAY PEOPLE.

AND! Extra long suspenders from the Brace Place. The only place to get extra long suspenders for fancy pants. Ground, bounce, snap back, get down, go to town, buy some milk, soil your silk, slap your mother boogie jig, the new new golden standard in inappropriate dancing.

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The Bassworks Gear Foundry

This wonder tickle monkey pickle is brought to you by the Bassworks Gear Foundry. The Bassworks Gear Foundry manufactures a wide selection of gears in brass & steel in a variety of ratios for use in the finest of clockwork intricacies to the most powerful of locomotive engines. The Basswork Gear Foundry; what do we care, you're just going to uselessly hot glue them to your shoes, anyway.

And! Corsets for Cats! The perfect pressure tube for your portly pussycat. She can finally show her alternately indifferent & terrified face in public again! Corsets for Cats! Good luck putting it on!

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