Also! The makers of Watt's Medicinal Squid Juice, comeWatt's All-In-One Cephalo-Tonic. Hand squeezed from artisan cuttlefish; Watt's All-In-One makes a great lubricant, laxative, baby formula, writing material, thesis subject, minor distraction, practical joke, and dessert topping. Ask for it - using your best squid impression (insert impression here) - by name!
As always, The Clockwork Cabaret comes tumbling out of the cupboard with the bursar's wife courtesy of WCOM-LP, Chapel Hill & Carrboro, which would like to remind you that tomorrow is No Blinking Day! Violators will be fined.
Now, if you'll excuse me, ladies, I have to crawl back into that barrel and find out what I've been doing for the past month. Do any of you know who Nora is? The letters I've been getting seem to indicate that this person is important.