The Lab of Dr. Von Blaster

TRAVELERS!!!! Weary of horse and buggy traffic? Is the schedule of your local train depot not reliable? Do you depend on good weather to get your airship off the ground? Then the Lab of Dr. Von Blaster has the answer for you. “Dr. Von Blaster’s Steam powered catapult and catch mechanism” patent pending. Simply aim and throw the catch mechanism first then load yourself pull the the cored and fly! Get anywhere within 50 miles faster then an unladen swallow.

The Lab of Dr. Von Blaster does not guaranty landing in the catch mechanism 100% of the time nor is responsible for G force related injuries. Return trips are to be made with a second catapult or other means.

The Lab of Dr. Von Blaster! Meeting all your powered catapult needs since 1870.

Submitted by Tyler Rinek of Strange Creations

Doc Toc's Showroom of Domestic Devices

Are you tired of siblings lording it over you with their mechanical monkeys?

Do you crave the companionship that only a feisty feline can provide?

Come on down to 'Doc Toc’s Showroom of Domestic Devices'.

Doc Toc brings you the latest in clockwork contraptions and mechanical marvels.

The brand new Wind-Up Wildcat is a compact version of the ever-popular Tic-Toc Tiger. Complete with a realistic purr setting on its motor coils, the Wind-Up Wildcat is everything you could want from a feeble bio-cat and much much more! Marvel as it fells trees in an attempt to sharpen its titanium claws. Gaze awe-stricken as it designs, weaves and finally destroys exquisite and expensive home furnishings. The Wind-Up Wildcat will even produce wire-wool fur balls that can be used around your home or workshop.

For a limited time only, receive a free solid-steel transport cage with each purchase of the Wind-Up Wildcat.

The Wind-Up Wildcat, a fine addition to any home, hunt or military force.

Submitted by Simon Fiddlefield