This sponsorship ad was sent to us by Andrew Horton of Salisbury, Wiltshire, England
This perpetual birthday extravaganza is brought to you by Garfunkles Carbunkle Debunkler. Carbunkle debunking your funk? Steampunk unpunked by the backside carbunk? LOOK NO FURTHER!! Garfunkles patented (probably) Carbunkle Debunkler will debunkle the toughest of carbunkles with a flick of the wrist....
BUT WAIT - What's this!? Carbunkles back in? Everyone in London sporting the rear end rellishes again!? Don't be left out because of hasty debunkling with: Garfunkles Carbunkle ReBunkler - simply apply the special pomade and unflick that wrist for an instantly rebunkled derrier - returned to its orginal pleasing shape, texture and odour. Now that's bunkle-tastic...
Buy now and we'll throw in Garfunkles Fauxbunkles - will fool even the best trained physicians into believing you're as carbunkled as the rest of old London town without any of the commitment of genuine Carbunkling. Don't take my word for it, try it yourselves! Garfunkles Carbunkle Emporium, 86 Lower Street, London.
