This chocolate wang doodle is brought to you by Fish Bits! The finest fishmongers in the world have gathered their most essential leavings into a sumptuous, aromatic pile of innards and appendages that we graciously allow poor people to eat. Come round the back of the cannery after flushing hours to purchase fine, mostly edible, baby ready Fish Bits. Fish Bits! If you find an eyeball, make a wish!
And!!!!!! Like any red-blooded gentleman of leisure, you enjoy the civilized entertainment of watching animals fight. Why wouldn't you? However, until now, you were limited to the common chicken and boring bear. Never fear, sports fan! The Creature Combat Arena will BLOW YOUR MIND with a dazzling array of unique fauna free-for-alls. Join us Monday for Crossed Zebras, Tuesday - Narwhal Face Fighting, Wednesday - New England Clam Pounder, Thursday - Boomslang Boomerang Bombadier Boulderdash and Friday - The Sleepy Panda Slapfight. The Creature Combat Arena! We truly are terrible people.
As always, the Clockwork Cabaret eclipses the sun, casting a shadow over the seaside town of Wadswallop, signaling the rise of Phong and the new OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO LONG WCOM-LP Chapel Hill & Carrboro and there, I'm done with that.
