Wednesday, September 10, 2008

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As always, the Clockwork Cabaret casts its fell glow, like the light of a thousand dying suns, as a result of WCOM LP-FM Chapel Hill/Carrboro. Which this week wants to remind you that someone very special is having a birthday! Who could it be? WHY IT'S ME! You shouldn't have, inanimate radio station!