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And, PUPPIES! Feeling down, a bit depressed? Plans ruined? Tea party in disarray? Simply pick up one puppy and apply liberally to face, then sit back until the dosage takes affect. Using puppies more than once may result in unbearable bahdorableness. Puppies! Baaow.
Also available in kittens.
As always, The Clockwork Cabaret grabs their partner dosey-doe, dance real fast, and now go WCOM -LP Chapel Hill & Carrboro, which also hopes that Emmett will feel better soon and is busily preparing a chicken soup bath for her, as we speak.
