This comely sonic strumpet is brought to you by Quality Quarter Farthings. Your compatriots in the fast expanding past-time of cycling look dandy on their machines, but you cannot be expected to conform to their piddling peddling height. Enter the Quality Quarter Farthing. With a front wheel fully 25 times the size of a prole's penny farthing, you will instantly gain attention as you glide past, towering over your compatriots, street signs, most trees and select buildings. Additionally, everyone will marvel at your incredible wealth as it will largely be consumed by the wages required by the servants necessary to get you off and careening. Quality Quarter Farthings: Good Luck?
AND!! Gin! First it was for the poor, now the gentleman asks for more! Gin: finally, something to look forward to.
As always, The Clockwork Cabaret stands ready to charge across Crimea into the waiting cannon of WCOM-LP Chapel Hill & Carrboro. But don't fret, the cannon are just waiting for a coach to go visit Grandma-ma.
