Goggles for construction, Goggles for destruction, Goggles when you fear volcanic eruption. They’re worn by platoons with strange pantaloons, and once by a florist that got lost in a forest. There’s red ones, blue ones, green, black and yellow ones.
Some covered with lint, some with a tint and some with a hint of the truly profound.
You can wear them while shopping, hopping or mopping. You can wear them when seen with Sultans and Queens. No need to despair when nothing to wear; simply grab yourself a glamorous pair. All will see and welcome you’ll be, on nights of fashion or intimate passion. Goggles for the grand, Goggles for the great, Goggles for the calm or madly irate. A handy safeguard in any profession. A faithful companion to mankind’s progression. Goggles, forever your friend. Buy Goggles from the World of Welding!
And, you’ve seen the strong-man under the bright stripes and dazzling lights of the Big Top. You’ve marvelled at the bear wrestler, engaged in deadly combat down in the fighting pit. Now you, frail, feeble folks can possess the strength and power of these incredible icons. How, I hear you ask. Ape like strength is just a crunch away with Naboo’s Bollo Biscuits. These tasty treats are made from a traditional recipe passed down from ancient shaman to travelling salesmen. They’re extra sweet, extra chocolaty and provide extra strength when held to the light of the full moon.
Bollo Biscuits! Enjoy with tea.
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