This extremely exhausted edition of the Clockwork Cabaret is brought to you by Loud Screaming Men. A weekend of debauchery has left you ill-equipped to pay attention to your boss, your loved ones or oncoming traffic, so why not hire out a brace of strapping young bellowers to snap you back to attention? Many fine varieties are available to choose from, including sporty (WOO!), frightening (AAAH!), and congratulatory (YAY!), shrill ladies are also available upon request (EEE!). Call Loud Screaming Men LTD. and have someone scream at you on purpose today!
And... Abner Toffee's Pneumatic Hat. Most hats claim to be One Size Fits All, but Abner Toffee's Pneumatic Hat ensures that all heads fit this wonderful, surgical-grade chapeau. WARNING: Not to be used by anyone.
As always the Clockwork Cabaret hits the snooze alarm three or four times before finally giving into WCOM LP-FM Chapel Hill & Carrboro, which brings you the best in music, news, and talk, despite our valiant efforts.
