Monday, March 29, 2010

Moongoat Constellation Tibetan Buddhist Kale Barn...

This is the WCOM Community Radio Bulletin Board bringing you the happenings and doings from across Carrboro and Chapel Hill.

The Moongoat Constellation Tibetan Buddhist Kale Barn will be hosting a seminar on raising a child with three parents; you, your long-term domestic partner and your guru. Topics will include homogeneous diapers, therapeutic sing-screaming for toddlers, and the proper care and grooming of your live-in spiritual advisor. For more information, contact Tai-Chi/Capoeira hybrid artist, Bruce Thomas, on the lawn of the Weaver Street Cooperative Market pretty much all of the time. He cries at birds... It's beautiful.

Also, the Happy Valley Holistic Veterinary Hospice would like to remind Mary Wolsten to come pick up her puppy. When we said he went to a better place, we just meant he went out to use our organic wheat-grass dog lavatory poop patch... Our bad.

Spira Pilates Studio would like to remind its patrons that it is a Pilates studio and not a BDSM dungeon, so please stop calling, Ducky. Five times is enough and we really have to stop.

Don't forget to tune in next Saturday at 4:30 for our new noize show called (MAKE FUNNY NOISE) at 4:30, remember, this Saturday. You'll hear the next Beatles on there. Really provoking after 45 minutes.

As always, the Clockwork Cabaret plays the best selection of feel good, awesome fuzzy music on WCOM LP Chapel Hill & Carrboro, except when we don't. Because it's okay to be different. Even if you're music. Think about it. C'mon. Yes.