Friday, February 18, 2011

The Lab of Dr. Von Blaster

TRAVELERS!!!! Weary of horse and buggy traffic? Is the schedule of your local train depot not reliable? Do you depend on good weather to get your airship off the ground? Then the Lab of Dr. Von Blaster has the answer for you. “Dr. Von Blaster’s Steam powered catapult and catch mechanism” patent pending. Simply aim and throw the catch mechanism first then load yourself pull the the cored and fly! Get anywhere within 50 miles faster then an unladen swallow.
The Lab of Dr. Von Blaster does not guaranty landing in the catch mechanism 100% of the time nor is responsible for G force related injuries. Return trips are to be made with a second catapult or other means.
The Lab of Dr. Von Blaster! Meeting all your powered catapult needs since 1870.

Submitted by Tyler Rinek of Strange Creations