This wonder tickle monkey pickle is brought to you by the Bassworks Gear Foundry. The Bassworks Gear Foundry manufactures a wide selection of gears in brass & steel in a variety of ratios for use in the finest of clockwork intricacies to the most powerful of locomotive engines. The Basswork Gear Foundry; what do we care, you're just going to uselessly hot glue them to your shoes, anyway.
And! Corsets for Cats! The perfect pressure tube for your portly pussycat. She can finally show her alternately indifferent & terrified face in public again! Corsets for Cats! Good luck putting it on!
As always, The Clockwork Cabaret kidnaps the school marm and ties her to the WCOM-LP FM Chapel Hill & Carrboro, which is okay because the Democracy Now people will let her loose in the morning.
