Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Busby Healthcare Energy Tonic...

This eardrum speed-boxing is brought to you by the Busby Healthcare Energy Tonic. Yawning at your shovel? Behind on your rowing? Falling asleep on the coach & subsequently being unable to find your way out of your own bustle? Imbibe now please the Busby Healthcare Energy Tonic. Made from medicinal treacle, this specially fermented potion will have you up and across the warehouse floor, breezing through your 20 hour shift in no time. The Busby Healthcare Energy Tonic: We really hope you don't have anything to do tomorrow!

And! The fall is here. The sun is setting earlier behind Olympus Mons, the choking rust-colored sandstorms have an especial chill and, you, fierce & gelatinous tyrant, are preparing for another invasion of your pleasant blue neighbor. The Obsidian Fortress of Disease Control reminds you to get innoculated with the Human Flu Vaccine before you climb into your tripod this kill-season. Please, if not for yourself, get treated for the sake of your precious egg-sacs.

As always, the Clockwork Cabaret responds in a daze to the irresistible clarion call of the dread underground dwelling WCOM LP Chapel Hill & Carrboro, which would like to remind you that it's okay to be different. Just stop strangling the mailman, please.