And! Straight from the runways of the Parisian fashion world come this season's must have compartmental accessory. Whether you toss it over your shoulder, strap it to your waist or balance it precariously on your bustle; be you man, woman, child, manimal or robot approximation of any of the above; you, too, must have a Duchy Bag! Bearing this ostentatious ornament, people will see you mincing down the street and proclaim,"Wow, look at that Duchy bag." It's guaranteed! Also, available in Side-Mounting Hipster Duchy Bag.
As always, The Clockwork Cabaret begins to gather nuts and berries in preparation for a long, terrible WCOM-LP Chapel Hill & Carrboro, which would like to remind you that, yes, this was written on a napkin. A LEGALLY-BINDING NAPKIN!!
