This week's Phineas philled bonanza-palooza is brought to you by Madame Ululate's 'Good & Proper Word-tionary' Madame Ululate's 'Good & Proper Word-tionary' is a word filled compendium for those of us who find a regular "dictionary" too full of unnecessarily crass nouns & verbs. Madame Ululate has painstakingly culled a list of offensive words, mostly based on the recently published copy of Phineas P. Moneyload's "My Favorite Best Words". The good & proper dictionary removes such offenses as "dictionary", flatulence, balderdash, bum, waggle slap, turgid, pestilence, plop, loo, flaccid, and Thor's Hammer.
As always this week's thirty year horror has beaten egg, milk, sugar & flour together before baking for 25 minutes, cooling, covering with a sugar & lard paste, and crammed full of candles which spell out WCOM-LP Chapel Hill & Carrboro - and also spelling Happy Birthday, Phineas P. Moneyload, Rogue Financier!
And that's why The Clockwork Cabaret blows out a fire alarm every darn time we celebrate a birthday.
